THE WEIRDEST BABY NAMES IN HISTORY

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Can't Stop Laughing... I was buying mangoes at the junction while waiting for my change I saw a woman with a little child. The child was walking a bit faster than the woman and the woman shouted; "Degree Wait For Me". I was so amazed hearing that name. So to satisfy my curiosity, I walked closer to the woman and asked; "Ma!, Why Do You Call This Child Degree"? The woman laughed and said; "I Sent Her Mother To The University And This Is What She Brought Home".





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